The doctor is a woman.

I’m pretty sure one of the main prerequisites for becoming an instagram influencer is having zero interest in the world around you.  This totally checks out.

You are absolutely correct that’s not obscure enough. 

Come on, everyone knows that performing a record breaking feat of cardiovascular endurance can only be done by openly loathing training for said feat.

This man is a genius.  If it was locked in a garage with an armed security detail (like most F40s likely are), people would wonder how to steal it.  But on the street with duct tape... Everyone assumes its a Fiero and won’t touch it with a 10' pole.

Ferrari F40 dinged by a Toyota Yaris. Pretty much the Alpha and Omega of the automotive world. 

Next season, you’ll be able to see the Patriots’ MHK patches from space.

Yeah, he’s the Tomato Face troll, who now seems to have a thing for sauces.

he would never, could never beat trump. I will give him credit in that he’s sold a large swath of people (young white liberals, mostly) that he has some secret ability to talk to the working class. But once you puncture the shiny veneer of this premise, it’s all downhill from there.

Not only that, but he promised to join the party after the 2016 election and then reneged on that promise.

He’s a snake oil salesman.  Grifters gonna grift.  

“Some of us, not me, pinched our noses and voted for Hilldawg.”

oh man, the “polling”

There is only one criteria by which to judge Sanders and every other current and likely Democratic candidate: can he beat Trump? Every other consideration is secondary.

That would be an out and out lie. Sixty years and drinking cow milk. Not saying I haven’t tasted nut milk, in my opinion yuk!

[Running up the stairs, panting]

Not to mention that he’s not a fucking Democrat.

This is how he wants to end his career, huh? Okay.

I eagerly await using the ‘mute’ button judiciously on my FB newsfeed. Thanks, white male relatives!