Engine out repair. Might as well do the cam guides, tensioners, and lug nuts.

Alien 3? Ha. Next you’ll be telling me there’s a Highlander 2 or a Rocky 5. I seriously doubt it.

Hot Take! Fincher’s a great director and this was on of his earliest efforts, so let’s re-evaluate! Aliens 3 is actually good!

Curious — did you see Aliens in the theater? I’m just trying to figure out how someone could arrive at an opinion so wrong, and all I’m coming up with is that you saw it with the hindsight of the both the hype and all the other movies that followed it.

Fuck Prometheus. What a goddamn turd.

I was with you until the last sentence. Love alien 3, but Resurrection? Granted, I’ve only dared to watch it once.

I actually love Alien 3. It can’t hold a candle to its predecessors, true, but Alien and Aliens are the high water mark for sci-fi horror and sci-fi action movies, period. Tough acts to follow.

Ahem, you’re thinking of the Cube series, for which Hypercube is the subtitle of the second film.

You had me until you tried to make the case for Resurrection. I saw Resurrection when I was 15, stoned out of my mind on Vicodin after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, and EVEN THEN I knew it was a terrible goddamn movie

And 10 hours of labor to install.

Don’t forget, they’ll also need to remove the front bumper to replace it!

Game? More like “way of life”.

Wow I probably haven’t thought of that game since I was above legal drinking age. 

I double LOL’d so thanks.

Warranty voided.

Deal me in?

I know. The first step of replacing that Audi visor clip is to remove the front facia of the car.

My god. I hadn’t even begun to consider the ramifications this administration could have on the game of Asshole.

I thought maybe they were playing a version of Asshole where they are all the asshole.

“Kaizen”