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You sound like my wife on our wedding night.

GET UP THERE LITTLE FELLA!

If this were our house, the next day there would be a flat rock in front of the curb to use as a step, courtesy of Mrs Lizardo.

It’s weird that they did so much right but then made the most opaque and terrible save game menu option I’ve ever seen. There’s no feedback that you’ve saved your game other than a soft sound effect that sounds more like a “you can’t save here” sound effect. It doesn’t take you to a separate save menu or pop up a…

Are you trying to stirrup some controversy here? Rein it in.

My main complaint at this point, and maybe it only applies to console, is that loot and pick up weapons are the same button. On XBox you hold X to both loot or switch weapons. The problem is when you kill and enemy their weapon is usually right next to them; possibly underneath. As a result I’m constantly…

In order to loot a dead guy with a controller, you have to hold down X until the ring around the prompt fills up.

hot fuzz is the best of the three, def

Good fundamentals. Keep that water bottle away from the defense, hold that bottle up high.

Well I don’t think that’s quite fair, as even the references to colour in each film acknowledge this; Shaun is strawberry (red), Fuzz is classic (blue) and World’s End is green (mint).

I’VE ONLY SEEN ONE MANAGE THAT TRICK SO FAR, SO YOUR ODDS ARE GOOD.

I really like the line of criticism that they’re too young to have informed opinions on this, implying that later they’ll come to the wise and correct conclusion that, “Yep. Now that I’m 35, I see why it was necessary for my friends to have been gunned down in class to protect the right of paranoid weirdos to pretend…

We should judge her by the content of her character.

I hope after all this is done, Ingraham won’t even be able to get a job as a Secretariat at small accounting firm.

“Suck it libtard Hulu!!!”  

The real lesson here is that trying to burn a teenager on social media is as intelligent as diving into the ocean to intimidate a shark

It behooves us all to take it seriously. Anyone who doesn’t should pony up an apology.

Quit horsing around, this is serious.

They took one look at her apology and said “Neighhhh!”