"Random Facial Screening"*

Well, it's better than their current racial recognition.

Yeah, since you are from 2008 you know how fucking AWESOME the country was being run for the last 8 years? Man, are you going to be disappointed.......

Ducks fans hold a special place in my heart because they have the worse bandwagon following of any sport.

Adding to the long, rich history of great southern wit.

FIRST 20 SHIRTS PURCHASED COME WITH FREE SPOUSAL ABUSE CHARGES!

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and three consecutive words spelled correctly.

Oregon's going to have a lot of trouble getting rid of the original shirts. Not even sub-Saharan Africans want to make it seem like they're considering applying to Alabama.

No way that shirt was the work of a 'Bama fan, it has sleeves.

Crown Point, OR. USA Built in 1938.

Rob Ford looking over the cliff:

Riveting commentary on your part

"I'm a comparative literature major. Yeah, I want to be a writer. I'm actually working on a screenplay right now. It's about vampires...ostensibly, but really it's about the re-unification of Germany. But it's funny."

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The last time I was on The Farm, a Stanford undergraduate held a sign saying "[Player name] YOUR MY HERO!" so it's good to see improvement.

The only thing worse than Stanford fans is the Stanford band.

You can't spell "My father is a douche venture capitalist" without Stanford

There are better signs than this literally every Saturday on Gameday

Actually Doc Brown doesn't pronounce it wrong but rather he pronounces gigawatt in an anachronistic manner. In 1955 "jig-a-watt" would have been the most common pronouncation of gigawatt among scientific types. By 1985 it had become a more commonly used word and had morphed to being pronounced exactly like it is…