Color me surprised. Based on the content and the penmanship of the letter, you can't be older than 14...I would have thought your moped would fit in half a spot.

Actual truth though

Screw that. Coming home late and having to park five blocks away because some DB doesn't park correctly will drive you to the grave even faster.

Wow, the choreography was so good that you didn't even notice when all of the black members making up his face were replaced.

Should have waited til they played Penn State in Columbus. An appropriate nod to crimes against children.

Lucky for this caller, there's an awareness campaign coming up encouraging men to check their gonads. He's going to love the wrinkly helmets covered in curly hair.

What's the over/under on how long it takes before this guy gets busted in an airport bathroom?

Oregon: taking their offense to another level.

Rob, I watch dudes tackling dudes to get away from the political gay agenda. Just dudes in tights getting sweaty with other dudes all armored up and ready to get in that pile...you know...MANLY stuff. Thanks Rob for understanding.

"How dare my beloved Oregon Ducks make a mockery out of their uniforms!"

Seeing as his only contribution to any conversation on Kinja is this particular post, I'd have to concur.

Which is total bull seeing that it's not mandatory to CHANGE YOUR EXISTING PROVIDER. But whatever helps fuel your wet dreams of a socialist president taking away your god given 'Murican rights, kid.

Pretty decent comparison since, just like how the PlayStation tends to be the preferred console in most other parts of the world except the US, just like health care.

It's probably Obama's fault.

"Men with guns" is a bit too crazyface to let stand. It's a financial penalty if you don't enroll.

*facepalm*

The bigger problem is that the entire bowl system is a scam. When mid major/non AQ teams go to bowl games, the cost of travel for the players, staff and band alone usually negates the payout for the game (for most bowls), and schools are required to buy up a certain amount of tickets for the game and then eat the…

"Unlike the Wii U, many people will purchase Obamacare."

Actually, no. It was clear Newton's father was shopping him around...probably received some type of payment, but...leading up to a National Championship game, taking out the bell cow and best player in the country? That's laughable.

We wrote (more specifically, I wrote!) by far the most negative iPad mini review of any major tech site. Thank you for trolling though!