Born and raised?

Keep him happy so he keeps his mouth shut.

“First, we’re gonna seal off this pool” (dead)

I am happy to pay my National Insurance contributions and would be happy for it to increase to be safe in the knowledge that when my daughters have babies, or get sick, or if I need more medical care, I don’t have to bankrupt myself just to get the help I need.

Given the widespread abuse, I hate to say it but we should probably be licensing these things.

I honestly can’t imagine who the market is for an electric motorcycle—the main appeal of riding a motorcycle is feeling and hearing the engine—but, at this point, Harley doesn’t have much else to lose.

Cruise battles a Deathclaw in this one.

What’s a tortoise?

I don’t believe in heaven or hell except a hell for those people.

If the dog never sexually harassed anyone and isn’t unbelievably corrupt... he’s got my vote!

The interview lays out a good description of what happened.

I mean sure, he’ll be considered top dog, no doubt.

The Tomb Raider reboot and its followup (Rise of the TR) were both excellent games. So I have become a fan (again) of this series.

Why? Brady is facing off against the Jaguars not the Vikings.

This is great news! I thought I was 6'2", 200lbs but by this new measuring standard I’m easily 6'5", 150!

Ooh! I like Crangry! I once had a dude tell me “I’m going to drop it off at Goodwill tonight if you don’t meet my asking price.” What an odd threat. He showed me!

“Hi, Penske customer service? I’d like to report that my rental was, um, stolen earlier today. I don’t know where it is or what kind of damage might have occurred. Thank you.”

Hey, whoa buddy, what did Oregon ever do to you?

That’s why when searching CL I put minimums in the price and odometer because so many a-holes put in $1 or 190 for the mileage (for 190k).

This one summarizes 50% of all craigslist postings: