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Are those the two options? Because he’d be better.

More than suitable. For trips with a cell phone (to watch movies, etc) I use the Anker PowerCore 10000. It’s sometimes on sale for around $20 and is the smallest battery pack at that capacity. It’s a great travel charger and it charges using the same microusb cable you would use to charge your S5.

More than suitable. For trips with a cell phone (to watch movies, etc) I use the Anker PowerCore 10000. It’s…

I stay away from Aukey. They have very shady business practices like paid reviews. One of their products died on me and they offered to replace it only if I took down my negative amazon review.

I stay away from Aukey. They have very shady business practices like paid reviews. One of their products died on me…

The C-HR stands for “Coupe High-Rider,”

“Item will ship AFTER your last payment.”

Utah, man. Utah.

And the Constitution is RG3

I think PvP is a future update.

Better yet be a vegetarian and while you’re being a vegetarian drastically raise taxes on the wealthy.

5:06-5:16: Every woman who has been “mansplained” to

Speaking of The Division, did you guys know Ghost Recon comes out today? Because it seems like you don’t!

That’s an awesome idea. Maybe some tower-defense-esque elements?

Just because something is publicly owned does not mean it is accessible to the public. Try walking onto an army base. There are plenty of public lands that are fenced off or areas you can’t go in National Parks.

Depends on your stylebook. AP says your way, Chicago says s’s.

Based on everything I’ve read, I’m not even sure there is a difference in graphics. Well, and if there is, it might actually be worse on the Switch.

If not for the jump, get him for the unlawful conversion (presumably), destruction, and trespass of public lands.

I think those might be exactly what you think they are.

I thought I was laying it on preeeeeetty thick.

Dude! Are you blind?!?!? The A and B buttons are reversed!