Reporters are not heroes. Firefighters are heroes. Reporters are more like mail carriers: performing one of the many perfectly honorable and necessary but unheroic tasks that keep society functioning smoothly.

Here is an example of good reporting and something the White House press corps might want to start doing

I recently tried to listen to some Lovecraft. Is he an “amazing” writer because his ideas were new and influential? Because the book(s) were unlistenable and full of the hilarious “unspeakable evil.” At a certain point, “unspeakable evil” feels like “look, I don’t know, you think of something.”

You should have had this as your intro:

Hoo boy. Hooooooooo boy. If only the Blazers had waited a week. They could have been streaking up the West standings with a Damian Lillard-C.J. McCollum-DeMarcus Cousins core

Same reason why chips packaging has so much air inside, makes it look bigger, “I’m getting more for my money”.

If the Trump-buddy RFK is now going to “investigate” vaccines with the guy from Dirty Grandpa, it wouldn’t surprise me if this video leads to a chemtrail investigation. LOOK AT ALL THE CHEMTRAILS

Shyamalan-level plot twist!

This reminded me of:

Only if you’re viewing the site from a netbook.

I’m not sure if you’re going for snark, but you are aware they unionized, right?

It’s always interesting when two of Gawker’s interests - sexual harassment on campus and worker rights - violently collide. This same article would be SCREAMING about the plight of the common university faculty member and lack of due process if written by Hamilton Nolan.

Correct! The next video is a guy who pranks women into kissing him. Real or staged?

What? He could have gotten Jesse’s mom pregnant when he was 5. Totally possible.

Dad sounds WAY WAY too young and is really acting it up.

He sounds like he’s pushing 25.

(raspy voice) “107.3, home of the ‘Crazy Crew’ morning show with PewDiePie and Ol’ Cougar!”

Classic chicken/egg scenario.

But those aren’t pointless! I thought they were prescribed by doctors for patients with micropenis?

Ran when parked.