...a few days ago in Washington state

I had a friend who grew up in Oakland and by default was a Raiders fan. His description of Raiders fans and the games as “dangerous” and “full of gangbangers” always seemed vaguely racist to me (and this guy was Latino). He said his dad was always afraid to take him and his siblings to games.

Bonus XP Awarded!

Don’t do that.

Don’t do that.

Just build up!

Build up, not out. And if you’re building out, build up while you do it.

and Oklahoma State has to shut down their football program for...

The fact that it is not this way already is astonishing! Thanks, OSU and your whiny fans, you highlighted an important flaw in the rules. Frankly, the refs did the logical thing here, which is why OSU fans are so bent out of shape to win on a technicality.

No. And, outside of a part of the Evergreen State, no one wants that.

Also, the Sooners had to swallow this shit, so the O’Colly can suck my ass.

Lifeguards?

(On the way to work)

Whenever we’d see ATVers or jet skiers as a kid, my dad would say “Self-limiting activity... hopefully.”

The exact type of people who you’d expect to buy jet skis, buy jet skis.

There’s something to be said for natural selection.

Dixiecrat

Good. Could it be tweaked? Sure. But still: good.

Hahahahahaha... this may be the greatest Streisand Effect I’ve ever seen.

Thanks!