To be fair, I think if you fell off at that speed you wouldn’t feel anything. Boomdead.

For all you know, Favre was trolling them as well. *snap* *send*

Interesting that even after all these years Star Wars is the chief cultural touchstone for all these artists. I like Star Wars and all, but there are other neat Sci-Fi properties from which you can riff.

Jesus his neck looks enormous in that top picture. Not that I have a great mental image of Tebow, but I didn’t remember roid neck.

Left or right, the issue we all can agree on is learn to hold your phone horizontally when filming.

Not sure what the defender was complaining to the ref about.

I wanted to like Madden 15 but as you note, the slow “simulating” moments was dreadful.

Hell, how about just bring back NFL Street and NBA Street? Or re-release them?

The fact that it repeats itself as though the writer is super high is either meta-commentary or, as the excuse goes, filler text.

It would be like if your deadbeat roommate suddenly moved out, leaving all his stuff behind and instead of just talking it to the trash like a normal person, you moved all the garbage around to the remaining tenants. “Here you go, Frank, this disgusting futon is now yours.”

Somehow you were lucky to avoid HamNo all these years. Welcome to him ruining Deadspin.

The only upside is that Stephen King will now (again) own him on Twitter.

I’d rewrite your list:

Concur. If you grew up in the Midwest and are used to flat country then I suggest the East Coast as a good practice run before coming out west and seeing what nature really looks like.

Considering J.Crew is at the risk of bankruptcy and Eddie Bauer already went through bankruptcy, I’m gonna have to go ahead and disagree.

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23 reviews, 10 were paid for.

23 reviews, 10 were paid for.

This is true BUT both sides are now in their respective corners and any give will be perceived, rightly or wrongly, as “losing.” They really need a mediator to get in there and find some third way forward so both sides can look like they “won.” If the potential amount of money at stake is $2 mil., why not put that $2…

True, unless your employer is the government (in this case, it isn’t). If the government fires you for saying something that doesn’t fall outside first amendment protections they are, indeed, infringing on your freedom of speech.

Because you’ve made this argument a few times, let me go ahead and say: this is not how First Amendment law works.