Total Sheep Duan!

Joe Maddon's glasses are greasepaint, right?

Well that's embarrassing

{redacted to to lack of humor}

I enjoy this reply.

Food Late Night Deadspin Comment-Fest:

Is "chocolate" some fancy weed name, because if so, getting dogs high is hilarious . If not, well then, you're just mean, good sir!

Wow. That was my suspicion, honestly, but I thought it might be a math joke as well. God damn it. I feel worse now. Who wants to funnel Jim Beam! :(

Confession Duan!

Who'd of thought 'Scott Raab' was a pen name!

No #yousawatvshowonce tag?

People, these awards are SHIT. They've been shit for a very long time, and they'll be shit long after we've all died.

+1

So, I just wrote/drew a valentine (in pencil, poorly) for my wife from the perspective of our cat. What other manly activities are you up to?

Invisible poorly functioning Dictaphone?

I'd bet MJ a cool $1,000 he can't be more obnoxious on Twitter.

Re: Brown Washington

Eh, don't feel good about this.

Meeting some friends tonight. Of all the places to go in this wondrous city, they chose...the 99? I'm no food snob, but...really? How is this ok? Even just for beers, how is this ok?

You'd think a calm but thorough explanation of the decades long decline in child mortality rates would be comforting, but noooo , apparently I get to take my well adjusted sense of perspective to the couch for the night. Again.