+dee da dee!

"great" in the sarcastic sense of "horrifying"

This post gets two cat-paws down on the MKM blog.

Thanks all for the feedback. I certainly don't have huge expectations, perhaps just inpatient. Ok ok, definitely impatient. But whatever, I'll get there.

I'm in the ballpark on intake. Haven't been boozing at all either, which cuts things since I've never been a huge eater. I estimate I burn about 400 per half hour on the bike, averaging 10 miles in 30 minutes. That's what the bike says anyway, maybe it's the douchebag I think it is after all?

Won't you be my trainer? Duan!

+1

He may not have taught us much about how to treat a lady, or how to navigate the slippery slope that is PR in the NFL, or motorcycle safety, or shaving, but does that really entitle us to not heed Big Ben's advice to wear a fucking fedora, to the white house , of all places?

Anyone ever used a kitchen contraption known as a mandolin? I did for the first time tonight. What an amazing, albeit horrifyingly sharp, gizmo. Highly suggest picking one up for all of your potato chip making, vegetable julienne-ing, finger removing needs.

I mean... they could have greased their hands.

What It Sounds Like To Sit Next To The World’s Most Annoying Miami Heat Fan

Love it.

I have to oil the fucking thing!? Fuck it, no amount of grooming will render me presentable.

A FUCKING ICE PICK? Holy tap dancing jesus that's nuts.

Fuck You, Packaging.

Take it from someone who has joined in the fun on more than one occasion.

Sorry, you weren't in the wrong, I just love that line. I had a few whiskeys last night.

Man... I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart.

He's the crazy-haired dude from Ancient Aliens, also on History channel. If you can think of it, but cannot explain it, he will tell you it's aliens. Metzler is almost more contrived in that he goes to greater lengths to forward fringe science. At least Giorgio is like the kid that raises his hand immediately after a…

Question: Brad Metlzer is just Giorgio Tsoukalos without the wig and the dramatic alien pretense, right? I saw one episode where he essentially says "And this street light is outside of two standard deviations away from the curb compared to the norm for this region. Is it so much of a stretch to say... THE…