In a nutshell: it'll be a lot harder for New York clients to hire models under the age of 18.

Hamilton Cleavage is my favorite new band. Surely you've heard of them.

Q: Dude, why are they doing that?
A: Oh, just 'cause.

I'll take total insanity for $500, Kristine.

At the risk of starting a flamewar (also not trolling, I swear), I'm pro-life and I take the position that life begins at conception—implantation, I guess, is where I eventually draw the line when people get down to the "where EXACTLY" question, which happens pretty quickly. I do understand that a month-old fetus…

Ah. I thought "Before Common Era" was pretty secular, but who knows? By next Thermidor there will probably be an entirely different accounting.

Possibly ignorant question: "BP?" I always heard "BC" or "BCE."

Not disagreeing in the slightest with that assessment.

Isn't this sort of the problem with Tumblr writ large? So much of it is reblogged porn that you can't tell what's consensual/of-age material and what's skeevy garbage.

I, too am deeply offensqueeeeeeeeguineapigwizard.

Dude, "Cirque du So Lame" was just SITTING there and you went another direction.

Boy, I love Arrested Development, but I'll be avoiding that one like the plague.

I just... you know, besides issues of metabolism and social stigma directed at perfectly healthy people, does it occur to anyone else that willpower is a finite resource that has to be parceled out between various disciplines? I mean, I'm kind of a fat guy, and let me tell you something important: I trim right down…

As I say, I'm not making anyone get me coffee. Grunt work is part of the gig. Moving heavy boxes and filing are basic parts of a job, and interns are there to make your job easier and more efficient, not the other way around.

Actually, if I'm paying an intern an hourly wage and he's my direct subordinate, I can ask him to do anything job-related that is in his power. You have a funny understanding of "the law."

Oh, yes, he was paid.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, if you have previous admin experience (what we sometimes call receptionist work and used to call "clerical work") you should wear a t-shirt to the interview saying "I HAVE PREVIOUS ADMIN EXPERIENCE" in neon green block caps. Most internships are built off a base of the exact same organizational…

Praise the Lord.

It wasn't food, it was copies of our magazine that he was supposed to be helping me organize.

My personal favorite: I had an intern who told me once that he wasn't the receptionist when I asked him to meet a delivery guy at the elevator. Of course it's only when you get home that you think of the perfect comeback ("If we had a receptionist, he would outrank you"), but he probably won't be getting a…