This is pretty old-school, and technically not a swap, but I present:

I’m breaking a rib laughing. I know it’s all kinds of bad, but seriously...the is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a racing video. Epic...

It is axiomatic that compression fittings are not to used - at all, ever, in brake pipe repairs. I know that we’re all on budgets, but this isn’t an area to skimp on. Screw this guy...

Nothing beats Aaron Yates’ antics at the 2004 Daytona Superbike race. He collided with a privateer, fell down in the gravel trap and then proceeded to entertain all of us with a little WWF action:

Evening going assumes that you give enough of a fuck to...even go.

Not a lot of evidence to back that up...

I wish...

"Dr. Oz" doesn't "push health through life style changes and nutrition", quite the opposite: he mainly advocates alternative medicine, such as 'rolfing', 'cleansing' and acupressure. He is, as are many of his ilk, profoundly anti-science:

We need answers to questions related to fusion as a power-source; a (potentially) better source of energy could have a huge impact on everyone's lives.

Not the absolute fastest, but definitely the most bad-ass: The Wally Power 118:

Even “mad stacks” doesn’t work with some dealers; read my discussion in the recent “did you ever buy an exotic” thread:

Nice “apex boulders”; how hard would it be to roll them away from the road a little?! Who put them there in the first place?

I owned franchise garages in the 90's, and I could go on endlessly about:

Screamers. I’m going to do stuff you don’t like and don’t expect, so either don’t scream or ride with someone else. Muffled cries and white knuckles are OK, but screaming makes me want to drive under a semi trailer just to teach you a lesson...

The C7 Corvette. I test drove to exclude it from the list of latest purchases, due in no small part to the terrible instrument panel layout. The thing I hate the most? Entertainment system controls littered all over the place...

Cool run and video, but why in the Hell do people mix in (terrible) music during the action, as this video does towards the end of the run? I want to hear the engine, trans and road noise and nothing else. Fade out with (crappy) music if you must...

The issue isn't speeding public roads...the issue is speeding around other drivers. Clear road, with good sight-lines? Go for it...nobody to hurt but yourself, and maybe your insurance company.

Your statement is interesting, because I think it hasn't changed that much and people still point to this an as example of 'good' FBC...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm genuinely happy if you like the fan-produced episodes.

Most of the fan-created content is pretty bad, including the series purported to be the "best". In fact, I wrote "most" primarily because everything I've watched is bad, and I'm hoping that there is something that I'm missing.