I really hate wasting food so when I tried other brands, I ended up dumping them in a bowl, mixing it in with bottle of Huy Fong and rebottled them. It wasn’t great but it was much better and I didn’t feel terrible about the waste. Also, the way I use the stuff the two bottles didn’t take long to go through.

Aldi owns Trader Joe’s, I guess they’re not keeping such a solid wall up between the two.

I’d feel better getting rich in the next “Our atheist employees will walk your dog after the rapture, just give us approval to charge your credit card every month until the rapture happens (though you won’t know if we kept charging until the banks went belly-up, since you’ll be raptured, right?)“

This reminded me of something I saw on an episode of Wife Swap. The Christian mom wanted to help her host family by explaining to the girls how important abstinence is. Her plan was to unwrap a candy bar and pass it around the family in a circle. After it was good and sticky, the plan was to ask someone to eat it,…

Yeah, I’ve seen some ridiculous reviews on TripAdvisor. My favorite is the one for a mineral bath spa, some guy wrote a reveiw about stopping there on the road and was upset his children were only allowed in the chlorine pool... which didn’t even have a slide! Since I don’t usually base my expectations for mineral…

I think, too, if you can have a sense of how people write when they’re talking. Sometimes I’ll see a bunch of reviews that don’t quite sound human, though when I talk about that kind of thing with people they often look at me with a bit of confusion. (Then again, I was surprised when my mother in law got a virus…

He was on Greek playing a fundie who wasn’t a total cariacture but didn’t clean up fundies’ bigotries.

Yikes. I was thinking about getting it but I’m not 50 yet. My husband got shingles and it was terrible. Worse he got it before he hit 50 so...

I think those three were a thing because certain people in media got a heavy crush on them, one that kinda faded the more starring roles they got. Afflek aside (he had that whole Good Will Hunting thing going for him) a lot of the earliest hype for them was about their looks. That’s intensified for me because I follow…

It’s one “good” role (good being a starring role in a movie that either does better box office than expected or an actual critical hit) being used to justify several jobs. LaBeouf was in that one teen Rear Window movie that did really well and that one movie was turned into “Everyone wants to see more Shaia LaBeof…

If it’s Hucklebee, he could also do well if he found some connection between Jun Lin and the Clintons.

And that Hillary and the DEMONCRAPS are terrified.

God, yes. I thought about buying the book when my feeling to the series was closer to love than hate and they read like a bad parody of the worst qualities of Carrie Bradshaw.

Yeah, I guess there are different preferences but I prefer the two bite check than the ten minute stare around the room waiting for the moment when I can try to get my server’s attention without feeling like a shitty person.

I’ve also been to dinners where one person doesn’t have time to eat because they’re so busy monopolizing the conversation.

I am curious when they think these anti-Christian rants come up. Is the physics professor supposed to be walking in and saying “There is no God and the Bible is a lie. Now back to our lesson on relativity.”?

Reminds me of the Fabulous Beekman Boys episode where they have one of their pigs slaughtered for the first time. They debated if they could go through with it, they researched the best way (turned out it was to have a guy come to their farm and shoot them since moving them is pretty traumatic), they cried when it…

I had a friend who had an aunt with a goat, Annie. Whenever that friend would visit her aunt, he aunt would serve her “Annieyogurt” or “Anniecheese” that she made from the milk. One day she visited and was served “Annieburgers” and didn’t realize what that meant until the next day. Thankfully, she mostly finds that…

Rob Hubel is the unlucky sort who hasn’t aged a day in the past 20 years, then. The bad news is he looked 46 when he was 26.

I think the point of “Do anything else” is that payday lenders’ business is partly based on it being easier in the short term than a lot of the alternatives. They make it a lot more shiny and pleasant to sign up for a predatory loan than to turn to a relative for help so that their customers underestimate how bad it…