Jamba Juice has incredibly easy to find calorie content: it's right there in a neat binder with large font. If you don't know that your Peanut Butter Moo'd is a meal, it's your own fault.

Why did it take you so long to register joan-of-snark.com, Denton? joanofsnark.com was a free domain minutes after last week's 30 Rock aired. You should have jumped on that!

@TediousCharm: This column = all about daddy's issues...

@nikis: It's "Daddy Issues" because it's all about the obnoxious, attention-seeking dad and his issues, rather than being about his daughter.

I don't see why it's bad. "It's a way of measuring food, like we measure gasoline in gallons."

@allthegossip: Jez got lampooned on a network television show. It deserves a few minutes of "Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeee."

As she stops playing the innocent and snarls her true desire for power, you notice something else about the transformation: She's wearing makeup now.

Nick Denton was too slow on the draw! joanofsnark.com didn't go anywhere last night.

If it was a parody, it wasn't exactly an affectionate one...

Could Mal, Zoe and the gang actually show up on TV every week?

I haven't been this creeped out since that chapter in the Dune prequels where they discover the Guild is using Bene Gesserit wombs to make spice.

There's a longer version of the quiz here that also tallies up your score. [www.magatsu.net]

Yeah, I can see how that was awkward. Other commenters — erm, I've never actually watched her on TV, but Lara Logan is really nice and stunningly beautiful in person. Just. Well. That's my experience with Lara Logan.

After I read the story, I thought about the one time I met her, a meeting at which I was blown away by how gorgeous she is.

True story: when I read about her assault, I did think about how amazing her breasts look in person.

Oh shit. I met her briefly in 2008 when she emceed an event I was interning at, and she was really friendly and gracious about letting our gaggle of interns ooh and aah over her.

Only Jez is reminding me...

Man, while we're on the subject of Romeo and Juliet, have some tangential thoughts on the media it's spawned:

Hah, that hung in my living room senior year of college!

We did R&J freshman year of high school, with Midsummer Night's Dream the next year and Hamlet as seniors, and I agree. Twelfth Night and Midsummer Night's Dream would both be better introductions. Crossdressing! Hijinxs! Buttheads! Teehee!