I have! Ah, Wuthering Heights. Now there's a book I can get behind hating. I remember that my high school English teacher made a girl cry during our Wuthering Heights classes (before Twilight, mind you) but can't remember why and really wish I could.

I wish that Gawker didn't suck so bad right now so that the entire commentariat of old could swarm on you and tell you how amazing this comment is.

It can't be bad, Edward and Bella like it.

Found this on Buzzfed's "Best of Hipster Ariel."

the dark Jedi shit

Haha. Your kid is going to buy Hostess from the vending machines at school.

I'd promote this if I knew how to do it with the new system.

Get thee to TLO.

I think Blaine is actually kind of a show choir fascist dictator who crushes the individuality of his clubmates while stealing all the spotlight. Dalton isn't a utopia... it's a crazy dystopia!

This has no redeeming features.

@alliebee: Grow a beard?

There is only one gif to express my emotions, and Gawker won't upload it.

developed a diva-like preference for chicken, roast lamb, and sparkling water on set

This article seems weirdly mean-spirited to me.

@Miz X: Oh right, the word I was looking for was patriarchal.

@Federov: Paternalistic, even? :P

From top to bottom: Hillary, Shelly-O, Angela Merkel, Oprah, Pelosi, Palin. All in pink.

@Evafortuna: The people on this site just hate the Daddy Issues guy.

@swashbuckling: That's why it's called "Daddy Issues" instead of "Little Girl Issues" — raising a girl really is all about daddy!

@serenada: Even if it was effeminate, there's nothing wrong with femininity.