They’re fine and will be great for elementary schoolers. However, they’re not cute enough to solve the problem that this was apparently trying to solve: staying a girl scout longer. I don’t see a middle school or high school girl being into these.

EXACTLY. 

I feel like I’m back in mid-aughts Harry Potter fandom

Wearing literally no makeup is for those privileged few with perfect skin.

I’ve been on the Jemisin train since 2011, and I say with the deepest love that she’d go back to writing queer incest tentacle sex. 

They’re dicks for this, but their mask tutorial/pattern is superior to the mask tutorial/patterns with the two-inch cutouts.  

Lock him up boo boo boo boo boo boo. 

Someone should reach out to PWC about her.  They seem to be trying to honor Jean’s memory, and they’re big enough that they must be able to find a job for her. 

This doesn’t warrant nastiness. The most likely options are that (1) the judge wants a full and airtight record so there won’t be room for appeal, or (2) the judge genuinely doesn’t understand Twitter because he’s 85.

This happened once while my siblings were watching Jumanji.

Seems cheap for transitioning to democracy without a reign of terror tho.

That or you’re Claudius getting Messalina’d. 

I’m offended that they didn’t do “Mummy Shark.”

I tried contacts for the first time for a costume. I had never worn them before and couldn’t get it out, freaked, and made my roommate (a lifelong contact wearer) take it out for me.

Wow.

Fatburger >>>> all Cali burger chains.

This bear can replace Samson, the hot tub bear of the 1990s.

Counterpoint: I watched Paper Chase a year after graduating and think that if I had watched it before law school it would have made me a nervous wreck.

I’m so sorry.

It depends on the con. Katsucon is pretty lax about it. Things that you can bash people over the heads with (wooden swords, giant props) are fine. Anything that can actually shoot (including kids’ prop bows) or has an edge has to get tied up so it can’t be used. Things that look like they might shoot or have an edge…