I clicked because I thought this would be about kotatsu. 

They’re fine and will be great for elementary schoolers. However, they’re not cute enough to solve the problem that this was apparently trying to solve: staying a girl scout longer. I don’t see a middle school or high school girl being into these.

EXACTLY. 

I feel like I’m back in mid-aughts Harry Potter fandom

I, Claudius is back in vogue — John Hodgman just finished a miniseries podcast about it (called, naturally, “I, Podius”).

Wearing literally no makeup is for those privileged few with perfect skin.

I’ve been on the Jemisin train since 2011, and I say with the deepest love that she’d go back to writing queer incest tentacle sex. 

They’re dicks for this, but their mask tutorial/pattern is superior to the mask tutorial/patterns with the two-inch cutouts.  

I’m 95% certain that Vestara refers to Ben as a former lover in Crucible.

Lock him up boo boo boo boo boo boo. 

I watched this show recently and it has the thirstiest elf-fucking fandom I’ve seen in a long time.

Someone should reach out to PWC about her.  They seem to be trying to honor Jean’s memory, and they’re big enough that they must be able to find a job for her. 

This doesn’t warrant nastiness. The most likely options are that (1) the judge wants a full and airtight record so there won’t be room for appeal, or (2) the judge genuinely doesn’t understand Twitter because he’s 85.

God I wish Broken Kingdoms could get a comic.  Still my favorite Jemisin book. 

I too enjoy Kingdom Hearts porn fic. 

This happened once while my siblings were watching Jumanji.

Oh fug I didn’t realize the post had already made that joke. 

3x faster?

... Aja Romano wrote a Best Hits of Fandom Wank without including Cassie Clare?

Seems cheap for transitioning to democracy without a reign of terror tho.