The Hocus Pocus trio was TOP FUCKING TIER.

Her serious programs are such a bizarre contrast to her expo performances, where she skates as Sailor Moon.

Combination of both. I went to undergrad with her and she interned in the Bush White House PR department, so there’s definitely some amount of True Believer.

They should have just called it Penis in the Vagina tbh.

I hate him, and I hate her by association, but I will lighten up on her a fraction if she normalizes capes to the point where I can wear one to work.

I might get my dad the icing gun for lack of a better present idea.

I want bling, though.

Nigri has a boyfriend. I thought Yaya was married.

I thought it was a traditionally Berenstein Bears sport.

She was on my hall freshman year of college. She set the microwave on fire nuking tinfoil.

I see parts of the city that I have no reason to visit otherwise, and it makes walking rewarding.

I’m in DC, which admittedly gives me the advantage of having lots of gyms and lots of players. In a five-hour period, I did seven Articuno and two Lugia raids. (It would have been three Lugia raids, but one Lugia spawned at White House Eclipse gym, which is no longer accessible.) Beating them was easy: there were…

If you (feel like you) are doing it to please society, that’s bad. If you (feel like you) are doing it to please yourself, then whatever floats your boat.

My sister started an engineering Ph.D last year. She and my mom went to Ikea to furnish her apartment. Sister put a chair together backward.

Hate for Ikea and fear of clowns both really confuse me, and I’ve furnished three Ikea apartments over the past seven years.

You gotta watch out, “The Handmaid” is actually a completely different movie about lesbians.

Wake me up when someone makes a Handmaid Cafe.

in much the same way that Pepsi was joking when they said they’d give you a jet for 7 million Pepsi points

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