If I ever convert, it will be to wear hats once a week.

When you think the words "Fairytale Wedding," doesn't that castle-spangled Disney logo pop into your head, maybe with a crystal coach while we're at it?

@NomNom83: Really.

I saw someone swear by this diet on ONTD a few weeks ago.

@sailingev: I know "probably being suffocated or crushed" is the big one here, but all I can think about is the segment in the Magic School Bus space book where everyone is horrified by how much they'd weigh on Jupiter.

"The truth is Italians are proud of someone who is 74, loves sex and has a good sex life."

When my parents were putting new doorhandles on their house, I told my mom I wanted a lock on mine so I could masturbate. Not much to hide since then.

@Rare Affinity: Are you sure that wasn't just a plot point on the British sitcom "Coupling"?

Okay, I can't Photoshop this because I'm at work, but this calls for a mashup of:

"Sin: What you get when you take the A's out of Asian" is pretty funny.

@jumpingpiglet: Yeah. This should probably be titled "How I Came Out To My Evangelical Parents, And You Might Be Able To, Too, Depending On Their Tolerance Of GLBTQ Lifestyles."

Brunette child is flawless and all that yellow makes me think of Belle.

On the one hand, happy that the writer came out to her parents and doesn't have to live a lie. I guess it's great that they haven't cut her off? On the other, upset that the dad is "not pleased"... and that "at least they didn't cut her off" is comparatively good.

@wonderwoahman: And if a Jewish man marries a Muslim woman, that's just one big theological knot!

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: Edward, is that you?

@OrangeGirl: That's awesome! We actually did a cat genetics lab in high school bio, but all I've really retained is "calico something X chromosomes?"

@Catladypants: It has something to do with some color-related gene being on the X chromosome. When a cat is a girl, it can get orange from mom's X and black from dad's X more easily than a boy with only one X.

@samyoed: But... there must be tests already to test the effectiveness of birth control.

Surely it wouldn't be that hard to study this with humans instead of monkeys.