Buy a shade of foundation/concealer that actually matches your skin colour.

@kentuckienne: Maybe it works like celebrities wearing stuff on the red carpet?

@vox_rowan: Didn't know this was standard at all. Huh!

@EmilyStarr: I had no idea! Thanks!

@Fridge Hussy: A Hussy Re: Fridges!: Yeah, that much I remember. But idk, is it normal to invite a bunch of high-profile Americans with ties to a country when throwing parties for leaders of that country?

... are Jackie Chan, Michele Kwan, Yo-Yo Ma, and Vera Wang there because they're Chinese-American? Sorry, I have no idea what this dinner was about.

@DanKrouse: I trust Spencer Ackerman at Danger Room's analysis quite a bit.

@CLo116: A sizable handful of grad students I knew would tell stories about a friend who had trouble with sexual harassment in the PC.

I don't know if it's just because I went to Georgetown, but I came out of my undergrad thinking that rape was part of the Peace Corps culture and trying to talk my roommates out of joining.

@domesticdork: Does that cause yeast infections, or does the vodka kill bacteria?

The "eye balling" thing has been around for a while, but I am here to do more than debunk the legend that Pepsi and pop rocks will kill you — I am here to tell you that they make a delicious combination.

I can't tell if that's Natalie Portman or Keira Knightley.

I fucking love word clouds.

@flaky: THIS. I never let anyone try to pick me up.

Non-scientific antidote: guys who are skinnier than me make me self-conscious and uncomfortable. Against all reason, I assume that they're judging me constantly.

@Taren: Joe was a ridiculous anti-Semite.

@Lynx: More tentacles, please.

@soldstatic: White tea.

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@Morning Gloria: Or take pictures with ti!