Wowza. Talk about a derail.

You see this is why non-professional designer noobs such as yourself who like to call photoshop on everything, are full of shit and don't know a damn thing.

The next time you tell that story, it should end with "And rams weren't even our mascot. We were just too lazy to draw anything else."

Well she *is* in college, you pedant/spoilsport/dreamcrusher.

She has the body of superhero. And the moves too. If I ever get stuck in a burning car wreck, I know who I want rescuing me.

She is so fierce. I am in awe.

Sorry, toddlers.

Good point.

We should keep in mind that Palo Alto is a film based on a book of short stories written by Franco himself. The older man/younger woman pairing is therefore something he has thought about (most likely acted out) before.

I feel your pain, I worked at a campus bar once where we hand-made everything. One day we were out of burgers, the chefs were making some new ones up but they needed about 20 minutes to do so. I explained to a customer who had ordered that we were out and she could either wait 20 minutes or order something else. She…

I put customers who claim "false advertising" on the same page as those who say "the customer is always right".

It is ridiculous that you have to explain that the original encounter was ridiculous.

During college I worked in the campus dining hall. Inevitably we would run out of some popular item during the dinner rush (in my mind it was always peanut butter) and there was simply none in the store room. Because these were popular items, someone would ask for it every 10 minutes or so.

Note: Some people maybe just had a bad day and want to yell at someone about something.

I once served a baked egg dish to a woman who complained that it smelled "too much like eggs."

Wow, I hope that chick likes the taste of spittle in her faux frittata! I would never, ever argue with a manager at a restaurant (before I've eaten my food at least....)

I was at brunch with a random group of people (i.e. I did NOT know this chick) who got just SO offended when we found out they were out of the frittata (how you run out of frittata i do not know, but whatever). She called over the manager and argued with him some, and then must have spent another 10 minutes…

The behavior baffles me because I have never in my life had to yell at a server. Not once. And I go out to eat at least twice a week. If I'm pissed about something, I usually just say "Can I speak to the manager?" because there's just no point in yelling at the server. If the server is the one who's being rude, then I…

Oh gawd I hated that when I waited tables. Even when something was on the 86 list, and I made sure to inform my customers of that when I greeted them (that way they knew before they decided on what to order), I would still get berated. I've even had customers rudely mention that there was a Safeway nearby, and ask me…

That's the best attitude to have, just realizing people yelling has nothing to do with you. I'm glad you got out, though!