Does everyone else have experience with cats that are way more chill than the cats I've met? Because if I tried to put any cat I've known in purse, they would have flipped the fuck out.

Didn't you know? Semen and foreign pubic hairs are common complications of MS.

But...by definition, police are supposed to protect and serve. What you call "good cop" stories are SUPPOSED to be the norm, because that is a police officer's goddamn job. Jezebel reports on stories like this because they're NEWS. A police officer that does something heartwarming beyond the call of her/his job is…

I hope she is the good person she seems to be. I wish a motherf*cker would say something like that to me...Oh wait, people have and I was so shocked and mortified that words escaped me.

Clashes like this can be resolved perfectly simply: pistols at dawn. Name your second, Wacklemore.

I'm hoping that people don't show up to heckle Phelps' funeral, thinking they're being ironic. We don't need to forgive Phelps in order to avoid stooping to his level - God knows, I don't forgive him - and letting his signature brand of assholery become the new normal by imitating it would be allowing him more of a…

Is it an overreaction to burn the place down? Cause that was my first instinct.

Not sure if you're trolling.

sorry about your limited knowledge about human psychology but being unable to react is common behaviour for humans in a situation of traumatic experience.

Bell and Shepard want a paradigm shift, and rightly so.

I think we all know who wrote this note.

One time I fell while hiking in the woods. I wondered...did anyone hear me?

And you killed all your siblings by growing faster and shading them out?

"Forcing them to work as prostitutes" implies their participation, regardless of whether it was against their will or not. Let's call it what it really is. "The man accepted cash to allow other men to rape them."

Does Sandler have a black eye...?

It is not okay to re-victimize sexual assault survivors under ANY circumstances. It is not the survivor's social responsibility to participate in apprehending the assailant at the risk of further damages to mental health and well-being.

Fuck you too, Hollywood.

Which begs the question: why wasn't the original named "ExpendaBalls"?? Untold box office losses there.

Hey Everyone, LEGALLY BLONDE IS AN AMERICAN CLASSIC. THAT IS ALL.

EXPENDABELLES?!? that is the worst title for anything ever.