For the record, I always have Level 5 orgasms.

What I hate most about this is that, even after she made it clear they ruined it for her, they said it like three more times and just laughed about it. COME ON!

You need to change your username to Stevewellinformedandpossessinggoodsocialskills. Stevewiapgss is also acceptable.

"I can assure you not woman was scared for her life when a guy threatened her"

I stopped playing games online almost entirely because I've gotten a lifetime of stupidity. Gaming is so much more fun when it's devoid of other people or in a living room with friends.

I'm not 100% certain how this gif relates to the article, unless you are planning on bringing the pain to Killeen . . . which . . . just don't. Killeen is one of the worst towns in the state, and that's saying a lot. Killeen might just be the only small community in the entire world that has experienced two unrelated…

Just what I was coming down here to say. Maybe the issue isn't that women aren't attracted to funny dudes, but that they aren't attracted to Gilbert Gottfried.

Yeah, "annoying" and "funny" are not synonyms.

Can we also just point out that sometimes personality traits lead to attractiveness? I've seriously only ever dated one guy to whom I was physically attracted at first sight. No, you're not going to date someone who you find ugly. But your personality can make you more attractive. Physically, even. If you make me…

Right? The original article too...man, he uses bad examples. Larry the Cable Guy? Uh, sorry I don't bang idiotic red-necks. And I said I liked FUNNY people...FUNNY.

I think when women say "I want a man who makes me laugh" they are not thinking about Gilbert Gottfried. I have never met anyone of any gender who finds him funny.

The most offensive part of this entire article is the implication that Jay Leno is funny.

She went to prison for defending herself against men who were physically assaulting her.

Hopefully they'll be good about it and reimburse her seven dollars.

Too bad the rules of third grade don't work in a court of law. Stolen goods are stolen goods, even when you get them without knowing they're stolen.

OMG. If you look at the guy's comments about why he did it...

God forbid someone takes a personal tragedy and turns it into a positive vehicle for justice. How dare she.

But how do women juggle work? We need to know!!!

Before the idiots start in:

1) The First Amendment does not cover or protect harassment and threats.