I AM SO PUMPED TO READ THE GRAY COMMENTS ON THIS ARTICLE

Go Lindy!

My personal favorite. Wait, we're posting pictures, right?

I will also add to the (lovely) reply to the third letter - as someone who was basically an abused feral child raising my little sister, I had similar experiences in forcing myself to become a social person and learn the language of social currency. Everything is give and take, and everybody has emotional and…

Oh, God, the answer to Letter Number 3 was sensitive and beautifully written. It's, like, raining on my face, you guys.

Fact: Children never carry germs or make hideous noises at night.

I think I would die if I couldn't have my phone with me at work. Okay, I wouldn't die, but I would be very put out.

I was just glad to finally see one. I've tried looking for them before out of curiosity, but to me they all look the same, especially since they are usually shown erect. In this case I could clearly see he was uncut, which was the possibly the as interesting as the whole two dick factor.

First, dear god. Well done, dude. Well done.

Hahaha. Much penis. So girth. Wow.

First, for someone who seems to have a lot of access to celebrities, what's with the weirdly high number of concert shots from the extreme nosebleed section?

Is this Jezebel's way of apologizing for its own "R. Kelly rapes and exploits young girls" amnesia? Or are we all just going to pretend Jezebel has always been sounding the alarms about R. Kelly all this time and that pro-R. Kelly review was a collective hallucination?

Among other things, he wrote an article recently that snarked on Chris Brown for speaking publicly about 'having sex' at age 11/12...which is clearly sexual assault, on the part of the older teen girl who participated. I'd really like to think of Jez as a place where we don't mock people who have been assaulted...even…

The proper term for a collection of butt plugs is a stuffing. A stuffing of butt plugs.

Poor girlfriend is probably thinking, "Just as I'm making headway in paying down my student loans, now I'll be expected to buy stupid ugly bridesmaid dresses, shoes, shower and wedding gifts, and probably travel costs to at least one fucking destination wedding. Not enough sauvignon blanc in the world to get through…

Aw, it's ok LaComtesse...

This commercial must be made of allergens and dust that are beaming directly into my eyes.

Pantene Phillipines has a thing for super emotional commercials that don't seem to have anything to do with shampoo.