Someday I will get out of the gray.

But I love ginger ale so much more.

Oh and by "we," I meant "people." I am still working on the whole Not Sounding Like a Sarcastic Jerk thing when commenting. That's why I have (starting today) incorperated emoticons into these messages. :)

I imagine.

Welp. There goes my Wednesday night.

Bourbon smoothie.

Venturing into any comments section can be a minefield, it isn't a place known for open-mindedness to be sure.

I mean, I was genuinely asking "at what point is the whole Miley Hides Her Talent Narrative crap?" I'm not sure. It happens at some point, but the shades along the continuum are so close to one another that sometimes I just don't know.

I am somewhere on the continuum.

At what point is the whole "Miley hides her talent" narrative crap? I mean, would I prefer to hear her voice instead of autotune? Yep. I think Christina Aguilera has talent also, I just don't really like either artists chosen outlet. But their expression isn't dictated by me. It might be dictated by them, their label,…

That's fair.

Right? I will go to scroll down to explore more articles and then WHAM! Nope. None for you, here is a video.

Could we, at some point, have a discussion about the use and abuse of the word 'authentic'?

I see the original Jezebel article wasn't linked here. I'll fix that for you: http://jezebel.com/chris-brown-br…

I mean, I wish I danced like that (clearly, my dance standards aren't super high. I am starting from a low place in terms of dance skillz.) I don't know, maybe her boss is a flame spewing demon or work just sucks the way that most work sucks. Meh. Fun dance times, though.

The NERVE ENDINGS!

I'm so confused, would the 'conscience clause' mean that Christian Scientists can insist that they won't provide health coverage at all? Opt out of Viagra to single dudes, right (though BC and Vagra is a false comparison because BC treats more than just a Sad Panda Wiener)? That is just equitable treatment under the…

http://www.buzzfeed.com/skarlan/a-defi…

I can feel you on tapping out during an interpersonal level, it happens. The thing is that empathy doesn't need to be conflated with enabling. There will always be the friend or family member that stays in a bad relationship, or engages in some flavor of addictive behavior-and sometimes the best move, or even just the…

Um, I can't handle the laughter as reaction, the "I just looked away," I can't. I just can't. This is terrible.