Right. Heterosexual, cisgendered, happily married man in his 30's who definitely felt the, "Every girl's friend, no girl's boyfriend," shit in high school/college.

CHOLULA. Always, and forever.

Indeed. It's why I wanted to take German, too. You can make literally any word you desire. My favorite German word is "Kummerspeck". I know it means "to eat one's feelings" but I prefer the literal translation—"grief bacon".

PEESHAMING!

I believe this is in the original Hammurabian Code. An eye for an eye dammit.

Women who hover should be thrown into a giant vat of piss.

I enjoy referring to him as the Justin Beiber of soccer/football.

at least he is not playing dam handball cheater

Claudio Marchisio, I would like to invite you and your baby blues to a party I'm having. In my pants.

Is it weird that even though I think these men are physically attractive, I feel no sexual attraction to them because I know they're probably douchebags in person?

I feel like Budweiser would actually taste like something if there were corn syrup in it. Something awful sure, but at least there would be a taste.

It could just be rice hulls, which are not actually mashed (even though they are used in the mash), the hulls are used to essentially add extra space in the mash tun in order to keep the mash from turning into a big doughy mess that won't sparge. That would also allow Budweiser to use finer milled grains, which would…

No Umlaut in there though. :) Reinheitsgebot.

I think you mean the Reinheitsgebot

You win at the internet with this gif.