Penthesilea
Penthesilea
Penthesilea

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.

I wear Angel every winter. It's my favorite scent ever... But it's just not suited to summertime wear, not for me at least.

Guy here. I don't love fragrances, but I have a friend who works at Blue Mercury, and she turned me onto Acqua di Parma. It is STUNNING.

Honestly, how much weirder is this than fake pop stars on a fake pop star TV show becoming real pop stars?

When I was 15 I used to steal my parents car in the middle of the night, drive 15 miles through LA to my girlfriend's apartment, where she would sneak up to the roof so as to avoid her ex naval officer father hearing us and subsequently murdering me, and have gross teenager sex until 6am. Then, because my girlfriend

Yay for men from classic Hollywood! We always focus on old iconic bombshells like Marilyn Monroe but forget about the heartthrobs. You can have young Newman (who I like too) and I'll have young Brando. Granted, Newman aged way more gracefully than Brando did. But still... fully clothed or not, even Brando's most

Runaway Maid Of Honor

My parents have been married 34 years. My mom is a white American preacher's kid and my dad is a brown Muslim from a foreign country with a funny accent. So when my mom told her father that she was marrying my dad, he was not happy and refused to pay for the wedding. My parents were super poor so they couldn't afford

Different strokes of more intense sex stuff! I do like blowing if it's a being bossed around thing. I like it because I don't like it. I am aware how strange that is.

when tennant did his natural accent in that one ep of dr who i was like WHEEZE WHEEZE PANT PANT

That was a scotch egg. They are AMAZING.

The Russians have always had a personalized relationship with their nation, and a fondness for authoritarian government. The collapse of the Soviet Union and Russia's long eclipse has been taken very personally by its citizens, and doesn't it remind anyone of Germany in the 1930s, with its obsession with the strength

So here's a bit of anecdotal evidence of Russia's idiocy from my recent trip to Belgrade, where I stumbled upon a bunch of Russian tourists and we got chatting. I was walking in the park with my newborn and was approached by a couple who had strayed from their group and also had a little baby with them. Straight away

"...anyone who has to suffer under the heel of a joke "democracy.""

"A false sense of accomplishment" is what you get when you distill a PhD down to its purest form :3

My Impreza's name is Cassiopeia. She is a classy lady and loves her driver.