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You inspired me to do my nails based on a favorite childhood book. Base: Butter London Nail Foundation, and Stuff That Came Out of A Pet Comb After I Brushed My Dogs with The Giver by Lois Lowry.

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I would give much to hear a recording of Kanye saying, "...Corbusier and Jeanneret and Parriand..."

There is no way in hell I'm ruining a donut by putting it on a penis. THE LINE HAS TO BE DRAWN SOMEWHERE.

That just takes a little wine and lube. No surgery necessary!

I was only spanked once as a child and I thoroughly remember my confused reaction. "Why is my mom hitting me? Ow, this hurts! What's going on!?"

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Cis-women do not look like the cis-women that are presented in the fashion world. I sure as hell don't look like any of them.

I am the monster in this story. I was interning in the summer between my junior and senior years of college in the Washington, D.C. area. A buddy and I went out in Georgetown after an evening spent slamming shots and playing liquor pong.
It should be said here that I have never been good at the bar scene. I spent every…

Back in my single days:

Where to begin? Well I guess I have two stories. Both are short.

Kérastase Paris hair products. Seriously, my (color treated) hair has never been healthier! I started just using their "Ciment Thermique" heat activated mending product, and was so impressed with the results i am now trying the shampoo & conditioners.. it isn't cheap, but it is SO worth it.

Maybelline's The Rocket and Volum' Express The Falsies mascaras. No Fancy brand, not even the Dior Show line, works better than Maybelline, which is all the more true when you factor in price and value. And Maybelline eyeliners are all really good.

MARK I AM AN AMERICAN AND I PAY MY TAXES AND VOTE AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO FORCE ME TO CONFORM TO YOUR LIBERAL AGENDA.

I had a friend who had a friend who determined that he wanted to join the most hopeless, waste of time cause there was. For a long time he was going to go with the Flat Earth Society, until he found Reunite Pangaea.

You seem upset. Perhaps you need a vacation.

last night during a film someone said they had been to "Scotland, England" and the temperature in the room shot down about twenty degrees.