Let me take a brief break from posting funny pictures.

Great tribute to Ugly Bob.

Hey Bitch, this post was a total joke based on references Sara was making in her article. But it's good to know you stick up so passionately for those who are disliked by other girls, I guess?

Oh my. My post was a very sarcastic joke about the Babysitter's Club, based on Sara using the characters in her answers. Apologies for the confusion.

Philippines, China, Canada and the UK have the highest percentage of women CEOs and they all offer parental leave.

But that's the point. Pilotto, Katrantzou, and Clover Canyon are masters of the print mix. Print mixing works when the color palettes are similar, even when the patterns differ. I think the collection is pretty fabulous!

True Blood has given us Alexander Skarsgard and his beautiful ass, and so I don't hate it, even though it really turned out to be so incredibly terrible and disappointing. :/

I am completely unashamed in my love for True Blood and always will be. And if this movie means more Skarsgård, bring it on! Boom (as my BFF said: even on a toilet, its like, OK #stillwould)

True Blood is now virtually unwatchable, yet I continue to watch it. What is wrong with me???

Why hold in your farts for a dude you've been with for a long time? That's your dude, dude! If he cant accept the fact that you fart he doesn't deserve to be there. If I fart around a guy that's not related to me he should take that as proof that I'm in love with his ass. Besides, you cant hold in that much farts man.…

Does anyone want to start a female Tenacious D cover band with me? I'm taking applications.

Linguistics people are the best.

My favourite torture for my husband is to whisper "YOUR PEOPLE! YOUR PEOPLE!" at him when we encounter Americans in London.

Also, he actually kind of looks like himself as a baby.

For everyone calling Cumberbatch awkward, I humbly submit:

WhatEVER, Burt.

My parents live in the country. People tend to drop unwanted pets off in the country. This is Max. He showed up recently and won't leave their sunroom. Tonight Max bit me on the leg because I wouldn't go back inside when he was trying to herd me through the door. Their were some coyotes outside and he was protecting…

Again - that just makes them shitty parents. It's understandable, but looking at your kid as a cash cow instead of a human being is crap (and honestly, more dehumanizing on a lot of levels than how Disney treats them)