What is that, Shuffleboard?

Pic of Carson with a gun I will pay 1 million for

I always just got smashed at these things. And sold drug. We got banned and had no rape attempts.

This is my hs bands theme song. Go Bobcats, BGHS 1998

But would she cunt punch a bitch?

that is what my mom used to do. Now I make for my brother with ricotta and he says it doesnt taste right.

The Bowling Green Falcons will fight on!

Just saw a Boehner roots for the Wildcats

My best friend uses a moutain back full of jack/rum and asks for cokes as a drunk driver.

There was a place called the lying Skillet south of Toledo. There was a flying J, Pilot attached, but it had some bomb ass food

Jax the Club needs you!!!!!

Not even Lil C's This dude is a bum!!!

Everyone is so G code until it comes to them doing time. Actually the only G i can think of is Greg Anderson. But little gangsters dont want to look up to him.

I know alot of you hate Macklemore, but this old song sums up being a stay at home dad.

picked Nader up from the airport in 2001. He kept checking the lock buttons on the car. Like the whole time.

During the worst moment of my life I got tased 4 times. Once in the neck and even near the groin. They were the tasers that shoot two line at you. I was ripping them out and still standing. Then came the neck shock (illegal) and it was lights out

Asshole was the best game ever. Beer pong just speaks of infectious disease

When I was overseas studying abroad a Friend gave me a 1,000,000 Turkish Lira note. I tried to cash it and they said it was worthless. This was 2001.

How am I supposed to make shredded chicken or vegetable beef soup?

What about just par-boil them and throw then on the grill for a couple minutes?