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Yes, you're right. This characterization of an Albanian woman is really racist.

Right? The next post should be "Remember that picture from that other post? Yeah, here's where you can find this sandwich."

Of course they do. They have the Twilight series and the 50 Shades books (all in hardback, natch) up on there. Maybe also some Danielle Steele and every single book Jodi Picoult ever wrote.

You dress in flowing poet shirts and tight-tights? Can we make this a theme party, and can I come over?

"The four most overrated things in life are champagne, lobsters, anal sex, and picnics." — Christopher Hitchens.

I think you're screwed the moment you meet a guy like this.

If this is the only thing the Kardashians ever truly give us it will still all have been worth it. No, not all women want anal. If you aren't willing to try it, then why should I?

Also, why does EVERY guy seem to think ALL women HAVE to love anal? I'm starting to think guys who can't comprehend women not liking it feel that way because they like it so much.

They stopped making good music in the 90s? If you want to get on your high horse and say "they stopped making good music", I feel like you need to go back to the 70s.

15. Sex is better if you are emotionally involved with your partner.

How is that counselor allowed to have a job. Oh wait, it's a school that only values their stupid fucking sports teams. Never mind.

“Yeah, they’re privileged. But they’ve earned it.”

Yeah, I'm glad she's calling out misogyny, but I wish she'd be a little more self-aware that the way she feels about being mocked for being an "old lady" is probably the way minorities and LGBT people when she and other comedians make non-stop racist and homophobic jokes. Like, its not that hard to make that final

Quit hating on people that hate pooping. I have Crohn's disease, so I literally poop All The Time. And it really fucking stinks (literally and figuratively). I'm over the embarrassment of it because I'm only 25 and have already had this for 10 years, and, everyone who knows me knows. But you know what? I hate smelling

Wow - I'm 100% Team Cat, but that is one handsome animal!

My doggie is patriotic.

Yeah, your cat's cute and all, but on another subject, when will people stop maiming their dogs by cropping tails and ears? This cruel practice is banned in the UK. It's barbaric.

More doberman please.

A racist blonde chick whose name is an anagram of Aryan? You don't say.