Escorting a celebrity without authorization? Suspension with no pay.

If I'm paying for what photographers ask for this day, you better make me look like Beyoncé.

The voice that stopped you was called respect and maturity.

I wish I had these moments. My dog figured it out in a few seconds. He turns his head now to avoid this. Here he is in his serial killer Christmas photo face.

What did meatwad ever do to you?

Ha! Nope. He claims it wasn't him. The cops wouldn't do much and he's been bragging about it on various forums.

I know of a cyber bully/harasser who drove through NINE states to harass and threaten a friend and her family. Even her little brother.

Shut up, Gwyneth.

Shut up, Gwyneth.

Hello, new writer. :)

I need a basket of kittens. My dog is hungry.

I love both Kung Fu Panda movies and can't wait for the third. I just love the writing and jokes. I am probably alone in this, though. Oh well.

Hasbro needs to sue Disney for stealing the Derpy idea.

My grandma did this to me when Aladdin came out. I'm still traumatized.

Good question. To me, it sounds like a hobby.

Dreamworks already covered this. Have you not seen all 18 Shreks? Fiona is the heroine.

Exactly! My six-year-old loved the twist at the end. She wanted Ana with Kristoff the whole time. At six, she realizes that Ana's quick engagement to Hans was silly and weird.

My daughter is six. The snow monster didn't scare her, and our two favorite parts are the snowman's song and Hans getting his face punched. :)

Just an update since posting this:

I'd rather buy these than those god-awful scary monster high dolls. All the girls my daughter is friends with just love monster high. I can't stand it, even as a person who loves Halloween more than Christmas. The torso part of the dolls are the weirdest part to me.