My first one was I was five and I call her the Queen of Hearts. We watched a funeral happening early summer and I remember the casket had beautiful white roses on it. Went to bed and woke up to an old lady sobbing in my bedroom and she said, "She KNOWS I hate roses! Why did she do that?" And then just walked out of my…

I'll leave the longest one for last, as it's the spookiest and worst three days of my life I wishe never happened.

Where do I begin? I have at least five stories. I grew up living across the street and playing in the town graveyard for starters.

Lol, I think you answered your own question.

The need to inflate their self esteem? I don't know.

I just bought myself a bubble to live in.

I used to read a blog called "I'm a Japanese school teacher". It was about a guy in Japan who taught English and the crazy things kids do, like kancho (you don't want to know). This was around the early 2000's, so I don't know if the blog still exists. What I do know is the children there got what they learned America…

The story takes place during June. They mention it being June TWICE in the only preview you chose not to publish... You know, the one that shows the female? Therefore, the reindeer can be male, as males have their antlers in June.

The story takes place during June. They mention it being June TWICE in the only preview you chose not to publish... You know, the one that shows the female? Therefore, the reindeer can be male, as males have their antlers in June.

It's a shame that's all it is, then. I was hoping it was more like UK, Canada, or France. :(

We have awful stories here. There was even one about a drunk guy who had his 9yo girl driving him home. He was bragging to the cashier at the gas station.

That's the thing... Americans don't handle their alcohol well, and there's zero tolerance driving laws, too. If you went out for just two drinks with your child and drive and we're pulled over, it wouldn't matter if you can tolerate two beers and still function. Your ass is grass!

Bette Midler will always be my favorite witch.

There's laws in place here that you have to be 21 and older to be in a bar after a certain time, which I like, because that means little kids and babies are safe at home where they belong at that time of night.

A spoonful of honey. It does the exact same thing as sprite, but is healthier.

Ah, okay, thank you.

Week. No, not like that.

There used to be a time in history when a mother would give birth and then leave the baby at home with a relative to go on vacation after a couple months. This would give her time to mentally and physically get back to normal. Now, we can't even get a week of work off in this country. We have everything screwed up.

You're welcome! I agree with this woman, this needs to be addressed whether parents like it or not. Sometimes a dose of truth and reality will help us.

In bringing up the subject of child rape, I will place this here.