My husband and I have yet to start having kids but he’s already got them. In full force.

I literally froze and whispered “Circus Arts.” I definitely need a degree in Circus Arts. I think my boss wants me to get a degree before I can get a promotion, but no one said in what.

THAT!

That’s the Whoopi I remember.

I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

That’s how it hooks people. It’s cute, light and fun, and you think, “Well, this is an okay way to pass the time if I have nothing better to do,” then before you know it you’re in love with every character and have passionate feelings about their behavior. They sneak up on you!

Sounds like it's almost like, we want to be able to ogle all the hot actresses who don't get the part. So if someone comes in who is terrible and boring, at least we get to look at boobs.

This is the kind of situation where the kicksss me who lives in my head and is always witty and on top of it would just stare at him and say, “I’m sorry, did you just basically tell me you’d like to fuck your grandmother?” And since this is all in my head, I would then stare at him while I take a drag off my cigarette…

“You have beautiful eyes but they are the saddest and most tragic ones I’ve ever seen”

See, most people would have realized their mistake after the first dumb sentence. This dude just kept digging that f*cking hole like a champion @ssclown.

“You move a lot better than most cripples I’ve seen with your condition. Good on you for toughin’ it out and not gettin’ a wheelchair. You should be proud of how strong you are.”

This is pretty mild, but Jesus, it stung at the time. I spent a long time very active in slash fandom before the overwhelming, unrelenting misogyny got too much for me to handle. I didn’t write, for years, but I edited people’s stories, enthusiastically recced stories I loved, and generally spent a lot of time gushing…

“Your English is great. You almost sound totally American. It's nice to hear someone actually try.”

“You know, I usually like really skinny, pretty Barbie doll types, but I really like you. You are so real and low maintenance. I like how you don’t put so much into your appearance. You’re so real.” After I had spent 2 hours getting ready for this date...

Now that is both shiny AND chrome. Witness them!

I HATE when people use “God’s plan” as a consolation, especially with infertility. How absolutely insulting.

“Maybe this conversation is God’s way of telling you you’re kind of a cunt.”

My wife once peed on my foot while I was holding her hair back while the stomach flu had it’s way with her.

If you take a look at the article, he suffered an injury that was causing chronic pain and he did have to speak with a mental health professional before the procedure could be approved. He did say he was unhappy with his body before that happened, but I’m not sure he would have gone this far otherwise.