Well, only if she doesn't drink milk, apparently.

Such sage wisdom he provideth.

Oh I was HOPING for a post on this. Because really, isn't it just beautiful that a philanderer who views lying to your partner as an essential and caring way to express love in a relationship completely fails to connect that to the fact that he has been married THREE TIMES?

That is really really gross. It would be equally as gross if a guy made yogurt or something similar out of his seamen.

Her current lawyer was an assistant to the lawyer who tried to steal her copyright. She was present in the room when Harper Lee signed the document that gave away her copyright and was involved in the legal proceedings that preceded the lawyer signing her rights back to her.

as a Brit, I tip 15-20% for sit down meals as standard and whenever I've been the to States I make sure I leave 20%.

I will not simply add 10% (and definitely not the American 20%) to my menu price just because it's "what people do".

Yeah, I feel like its a subtle burn...like a backhanded compliment. Her tweets just kind of leave a bad taste in my mouth...nothing outrageous, just kind of off putting, you know?

It necessitated the end of the relationship I was in. That was how I "fixed" it. If you want to save your relationship, I would suggest couples' therapy if your dude is willing to do it. Best of luck to you. 💗

Now that's how you apologize for being an idiot.

Exactly. Engagement rings are DEEPLY sentimental. Criticizing someone's ring for ANY reason is just nasty.

Yeah, I'm fine with it. If President Obama wants to get his message out to people who might not watch the State of the Union, or people who want more information on the ideas he sketched out, this seems like a fine way to do it. Plus, the interviewers are obviously taking this seriously and asking good questions.

oh my god this is amazing

Glozell once did a video goofing on the conservative idea that black people only voted for Obama because he is black and would let them have healthcare without jobs. My conservative family members posted it on FB with horrified comments, thinking it was real. When I pointed out that GloZell is a comic, they refused to…

Oh..she reminds me so much of my long gone Grandma! I come from a pretty unsophisticated part of Pennsylvania and from people extremely modest means.

Her reviews always make me so happy! I want more of her on Jezebel. Maybe an interview? I bet she'd have some fabulous things to say.

As a person who was born in Grand Forks but left and never looked back at the ripe age of 3 1/2, these updates delight me to no end. Hometown represent.

ITS LAIKE RAAYEEEAAAAYN...

I am from the upper Midwest myself, and I get a bit teary with pride at everything this woman writes.

I'm going through her archive and she is very straightforward and genuine and her review of the dining options at the MSP Airport is especially brilliant. Though I am bummed to find out she isn't a heavy drinker because she'd be super fun to share a few a few cold ones with.