Isn't it interesting and rather odd that people think that if we have different beliefs than them, that we must be judging them and thinking horrible things about them? I feel terrible that our culture has become so sensitive that a simply holding a different belief means we can't be friends or family any more.

Yeah, the relationship between Vanessa and Sir Malcolm is definitely the most interesting part of the show. It's parental, adversarial and sexual all at the same time. Green and Dalton's chemistry is great.

The Burnt Sienna Krill and Grill.

It's the White Barnacle, silly!

My first reaction reading the third story: "There's a restaurant chain called the Blue Crab?"

When I was in college I worked at a large chain seafood restaurant that recently was sold. They have excellent biscuits. The name is a color and a crustacean.

Its also how the girls look terrified, like they know if they don't pledge dad will tear that womb out and keep it under his pillow

It's the closed eyes in a couple of the portraits that get me skeezed out. WHY ARE THEIR EYES CLOSED?!?

I sense a creepy Electra Complex vibe in these images.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Maybe it's just me, but all I can see are child brides in their wedding portraits. Those poses are super creepy and couple-y. Not how I looked when I posed with my dad at my wedding, or any pictures. Ergh.

I'm sorry that you lack a sense of wonder that compels you to shit on the tastes of other people. You sound like a real peach.

I could tutor you but I'd have to charge.

"NO TOUCHY."

I got a little rage-blind at that part.

Yeah, I blame both the parents and the adult child for these situations. My brother got divorced at 25 and lived with our parents for two years while he got his life back together. During that time, it was like he was a lazy teenager again. I could include a hundred examples of my parents doing things for him or…

I'll be happy to kick them hard in their yam bags. You know, to raise awareness for testicular cancer.

Were you fooled into thinking that barefoot Shailene Woodley was a breath of fresh air as a celebrity?

Dad's take on the "friends" of the teacher who are supervisor and principal is on point. I have been a teacher in a similar situation, which was dealt with in the same way. There are many administrators and school boards in schools from elementary through college who will do anything to avoid a lawsuit, and often…

LadyTrout has the same ass issue. She has to buy dresses that are longer than she wants in the front so as to avoid advertising her badonkaDAMN to the rest of the world.