Ok, wow. What is it with the hair.

Ooh, girl. Mads done give me the shivers.

I agree. Not to diminish the importance of the HIV, but I take all STDs very seriously.

I thought this was how love is, so I just kept my mouth shut and tried to be perfect.

I have never read such poetry as to contain, 'I smell vagina.' That entire sweet, musty description is the best. Brava.

Wow. I think your Doom Speech articulated really well your feelings and what you had been through up to that point, and so I have no criticisms for the choices you made then.

Why didn´t you just break up with him months prior, for being bad in bed, and go do whatever you wanted with the guys you were 'virtuously resisting'?

I don´t see how you get points for any of this.

It depends on what style you´re using. AP style says no, don´t do that, although it is technically correct.

Word. I went on a date with a guy who yelled at the kid behind the counter at the movie theater for taking up a lot of our time by offering us extra services and more options at the concessions (which I´m sure was part of his job - upselling and all that shit).

I was so embarrassed and felt sorry for this kid. Instant…

I know you´re upset and havin´a rant, but I don´t see anything positive about your friend in there at all.

Ah, ok. Yeah, that sucks royally. I was just curious because this is the first time I´ve heard of Grubhub. It sounds like a cool idea, but they don´t seem to have their shit together in terms of communicating properly with restaurants or with you, the user.

Wow, that sounds really exciting! Congratulations!

What happened?

Other, more reasonable people than I are advising you to wait, and while they have a point, I would never do that.

That´s what is commonly believed by the medical/scientific community, but they have done studies where they found sperm or traces of sperm in some men´s pre-ejaculate. Planned Parenthood says that it generally does not contain sperm, but can pick up sperm remaining from previous ejaculations on its way out of the…

Holy crap. I had no idea it could be so complicated.

I don´t mean it seems silly outside of Iceland. Of course those names have been part of families for generations in other countries. Even in other Scandinavian countries like Denmark and Sweden, there are family names that get passed down to each new child.

Oh, ugh. I think you made a really nice compromise! And I think it´s a really important consideration nowadays for professional woman.

In Iceland, where I live, names are usually patrilineal, where Þórsson is the Son of Þór. However, you can choose to give your child the mother´s name if you want to (If the mother´s name is Lilja and the father´s name is Birkir, you can name your daughter Liljudóttir or Birkirsdóttir). It´s no big thing. The parents…

Yeah, I mean. It´s not good. It´s really not good that Braff punched a kid — or beat him up? I refuse to watch Punk´d — but I think that criticism seems more rooted in jealousy or class warfare. People seem to find it intolerable that Zach Braff owns a Porsche. But honestly, if you spent $100,000 on a car, wouldn´t…