Try to keep your head up. I know a lot of people reading are thinking, 'This guy sounds like an ass. Why would you put up with that?' but I know it´s not always so easy. Often this stuff starts so gradually that you don´t notice how little your guy (or lady) is doing.

I´m so glad! LOL I was just checking!

LOL Ok. Whew! Glad he´s ok. I did think it was sort of weird. Like 'My husband has cancer, and so does my cat, but let me tell you all about the cat!' ... And then I thought maybe you were having a hard time coping and focusing on your fuzzy buddy instead of your husband. Glad to know he´s all good. :)

So what happened? Did he come back and did you guys talk? Or was it all bad?

...Is your husband doing all right? Maybe you don´t want to talk about it, or maybe Madison is easier to talk about because she´s an adorable furball, but I found myself worried about him, too, after your opening sentence.

Please don´t mind me if I´m intruding.

First thought I had, too. On the other hand, there will be an increase in demand for clean, young blood. (What did I just type, O GOD.) Which is a freely occurring resource, so maybe the disadvantaged will be able to get income from it?

On the other hand, the increase in demand will create a black market for it.…

I think this version, by Thomas F. Wilson (comic, actor, cool guy) gets the point across in a much more clever and fun way. Bonus points for not using the word 'spunk.'

Yeah, that was definitely unexpected. Would not want my dad to talk about that moment. In fact, I prefer to believe my parents never actually doinked. Good for them, happy they once loved each other enough to get naked butLALALALALALALAAAAAAAA I CAN´T HEAR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Apistolic Pentacostal women are also required to conform to gender standards as laid out in the Bible (sigh) and so typically have long hair they do not cut.

You can´t be that much of a heel. You were nice enough to apologize when I said I was upset, even when I assumed you were a jerk for what you said. This is literally the only time someone has said something to me on the internet and then said, 'I´m sorry.'

Wow. I didn´t expect an apology. Thank you. Really. That is so nice of you. I apologize for my strong language.

Wow. Now I feel bad both physically for being a white woman and mentally for actually applauding this bastard until I got bitch slapped in the end. Well done. Smarter than the average Internet Dick.

Yes! Once, long ago, I majored in journalism and was going to win a Pulitzer. This was back when I had the same attitude as Rachel M´s character in the movie. I admire her character´s drive rather than being turned off by her desperately sunny personality. I thought that movie was a delight. Bonus points for being the…

I have to second what other posters have said.

1. You probably would have had them complaining to your face if you´d had a traditional, stressful wedding. I still remember my uncle getting married, the youngest in a large Catholic family. The bride and groom paid for the wedding themselves, with the groom replacing…

I´ve heard everything from, 'You eat like shit, and that´s why you have bad skin,' to 'You´re not washing your face enough,' to 'You wear makeup too often,' all from fantastically clear-skinned Nords (Bastards, the lot of them). I just have a predisposition to reddish skin, periodic breakouts and dry, dry, dryness all…

I had a friend do this once when I ate out with him and a group of friends in high school. As I was standing in line to pay for my meal, he slipped out the door. And you´re right. He could afford it. I was mortified. I still feel bad to this day for the poor waitress who probably had to cover the loss.

Oh, god. Oh, GOD. Why. Why did you HAVE to point this out? I could have deluded myself that they weren´t going to go there. But they are.

Actually, that´s not true. Psychologically, it´s generally much more difficult (for the killer) to kill someone with a knife than with a gun. Using a gun requires a simple finger motion to end the life of another person that the killer may not even be able to see (e.g. ricochet fire). A person can be killed simply for…

What they mean when they say this is not to tell every detail backwards, but the list of events. For example, you´re my angry girlfriend. You suspect that I cheated on you on Friday, but I insist that I came home from work, had a glass of wine, and called my friend, Steve.

Steve and I went to a museum exhibit on…

I haven´t seen Top of the Lake, but in True Detective, they made it fairly clear in the final scene that the Yellow King was NOT the man they shot and killed. They closed the case that they were given, and brought that particular killer to justice.