+1

+1

Savage.

close up the internet boys, we’re done for the day

This is why Kinja exists

+1

Maybe he spilled a drink on himself.

(not) too soon. +1

Perfect.

comment of the day.

+1

Brilliant

I mean, this is the last one, he swears.

As Orville Redenbacher said, do one thing and do it better than anyone.

You mean allegedly killing or alleged person?

well done

+1 spilled drink

He died doing what he loved...

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can