I respect you.

I wish I’d had this to practice on before I built my first PC. Of course, to run it I’d have needed a- Oh damn it.

I think it’s like in the Dresden Files, where demons are contracually obligated to at least put up a token fight against their summoners before getting down to business. Like if call centre operators were required to open with “Who the fuck are you?!” instead of “How may I direct your call?”

I have a feeling that’s…

Why would I want to stop a telephone pole?

Well, if someone crashes into a creek, the city might get sued for damages. But if someone crashes into an occupied house, all that might happen is unique, irreplacable human lives being snuffed out.

I don’t know what other defence they could have.

Known in some markets as The Slow and the Irritated.

In chronological order:
1: Red
2: White/Silver (you know, that shade that’s completely inoffensive yet uninteresting, so you buy it because it’s what the dealer’s trying to get rid of)
3: Navy Blue
4: Eggshell Blue
Next: Something that shows up mud far less than Eggshell Blue

You need help.

Snyder: I was with you until ‘Did’.

Good. I’ve always loathed the unified Zelda timeline.

Watch out, that post of yours was one word away from being a Presidential Tweet.

I wonder what colour the endings will be?

I’d say that I’d wait for an updated version with the hardware kinks worked out, but I tried that with the Wii U and ended up buying the exact same product in 2016 that everyone else did in 2012.

If this is anything like the last game, it’ll have great gameplay. That’s not my problem with what I’ve seen so far.

I’ll have my usual reaction to the news that something I really like is getting a sequel: One part joy to one part fear. Will it be just as good as or better than the first one, or will it shit the bed? There’s nothing more fraught than an interquel: You know exactly where you’ve come from and exactly where you’re…

I heard that it was always-online. Is that true?

Am I doing it right?