Wait, I'm getting flashbacks. Do you play a giant dude in a ye olde tyme diving suit?

Great! Now I'll be able to play it.

Counting to 100, little does the cat know that his frog playmate has already found the perfect hiding place.

Depends. Does it have pickles?

I hate Blizzard trailers nowadays, because they make me want to buy the games, and recently I've hated most of their games.

I look forward to choosing the red, blue or green ending.

Aha, but I used it too. Stalemate.

Ex-except the GotG Gem was purple. It's the Thor one, the liquid Aether, which was red.

... Or was something REALLY wrong with the projector at my theatre?

Yes, it is a movie. It's a shitty movie that's made shittier by the fact that it pretends to be a game.

Bioware was already dead to me, and I know how stupid that sounds.

The fact that Burning Crusade was far back enough to have an 'era' and 'nostalgia' scares me.

Oh good! Now as long as they have a Singleplay- oh, of course not. Some cancers are inoperable, it seems.

It might actually come out now. How unfortunate.

Hover tanks.

Right around the corner.

Oh, they should also probably stop making unutterable free2play and dumbed-down-for-console bilge and go back to the niche that made them successful in the first place.

Now they just need to clear up that long-standing licensing issue which forces them to periodically replace the letter 'i' with 'y' and they'll be set for a big comeback.

This is all so hilariously demented. I'd pay the game's hypothetical full price just for this to keep going, minus the cost of the popcorn.

But if you're going to direct someone to throw all their acting talent out the window because you're going to post-process them to the point that they're unrecognizable, what's the point of hiring a celebrity actor beyond cheap publicity?

How long until Rhodes or Pepper becomes the new Iron Man, so we can complete the trifecta of tokenism?

Today I would like to announce that I will soon be announcing an announcement about announcements.