Just then. That was the 'once'.

Good on RPS for making a mountain out of a molehill again. You can tell they're British from the way they whinge and soapbox.

A man chooses; A slave obeys.

He IS making a zombie game.

Oh, you don't need to rewrite what they say in order to mock it. Perhaps YOU need to understand that what's being mocked is their belief that their attempt to disguise the PS4/Vita combo as a poor man's Wii U will get them to step 2 in the first place.

So you find one thing more comfortable and convenient and I find another thing more comfortable and convenient. The Vita's sales seem to be putting my side in the majority.

Two words: Bioshock PC. Or another two words: Bioshock PS3. Hey, here's another two words: Bioshock 360. Or for a last set of two words, Bioshock Mac.

Well, I'll defer to your knowledge. Don't get me wrong, I most likely will be getting a Vita at some point- but in this economy I can't afford to spend money on unsafe bets, and that £160 could be put to better use right now.

Why roll around on the floor staring at a tiny screen and cramping your thumbs when you could be sitting in an ergonomic chair in front of a large screen using a gamepad of your choice? And how many games will I have to purchase to offset the cost of buying the Vita in the first place, versus waiting for a Steam sale?

Unfortunately, and I say this as a fan, I don't think GoW has much life left in it anymore. Not unless they do some drastic reinvention- Kratos and his setting are done. Unless the next game takes place when he was a teenager.

What DOES it have to do at the moment? The devs are already scared away.

The problem there is that you can't even really call Persona an exclusive. My PS2 copy of Persona 4 isn't going anywhere, and I'm not spending £160 for the right to play an expansion pack.

Yes! Putting Megaman Legends 3 on there would really shift consoles! While they're at it, how about Battlefront 3, Sam and Max: Freelance Police and Starcraft: Ghost? I'd buy that console- with the money I got from breeding unicorns!

What? Cracked PSPs are amazingly versatile and have made the system live far longer than it would otherwise.

Just like the last generation they're copying Nintendo only without understanding what they're actually doing. They just think turning the Vita into an ersatz Wii U Touchscreen will solve all their problems.

Nice, looks like I'll be - INDIEGOGO - Waiting for the Paypal option.

RIP Bioware. Now all that's left to do is put a stake through the heart of the shambling abomination wearing your corpse. It's what you should do for your loved ones.