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Some solid Kotaku Kinja today. All comments below fall into these categories:

As a father of a seven month old, my PS4 has rapidly transformed into a $400 paperweight capable of playing Curious George episodes whenever whoever’s in charge of the baby needs to take a shit. Turns on like a breeze though

They probably prefer someone with better spelling

Donutgate 2015 — Never forget

The Jaguar would have liked to have seen Montana

For self-defense of course. You never know when your front lawn could be attacked by up to 100 duck-sized terrorists.

Negative HolyRoller, the pattern is full

Yunick’s Basketball in the gas tank, or his 11 foot fuel line.

Lost in the Pacific?

haha. but seriously 4D means you sit in chairs that move, blow wind into your face, etc

Coming in 3D and 4D? Do they mean that the movie will start at one time but end at another? Or something else?

I was going to post the Ghostrider video but you did, thank you. He does wheelie at over 200mph on a public highway on a bike with no fairings. Zoiks!

Now playing

While that’s bad, the Mosler Feel my fire still takes the cake. It was so bad, it killed a company

You just know that he beat on it.

“There’s a great Attack on Titan movie waiting to be made.”

I’m confused how this does not follow Anime closely: ‘The picture opens with a series of exposition scenes that are so painfully melodramatic, badly acted, and wrought with corny dialogue”

Wow so you’re a fucking idiot huh?

Big whup, I've been bonding composite aircraft for over thirty years now, give me a contract.