300-330hp seems perfect to me in an average sized sedan/wagon. Enough to have plenty of fun, not enough to REALLY get into trouble. And generally it means the engine isn’t tuned to the edge so you maintain some semblance of reliability and efficiency for everyday daily driver usage.

I thought Alissa Walker was the worst editor over at Gawker for her endlessly annoying utopian autonomous car puff pieces, but I now pass that honor to you and whatever the fuck you call this sensationalist bullshit. Can’t wait for “the big one” to bring Darwinism back to the west coast and finally put an end to you…

If you can’t find the door, just enter IDSPISPOPD.

Whatever boy pulled this off is currently (deservedly) the most popular kid in his frat house.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

Looks like Maldonado has found his new racing series...

Its a Vin Code Lengthener for when you get into a Wreck and don’t want to have to explain to everyone why you have about 7 digits instead of about 100.

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

That’s a pile of hot, steaming bullshit that you just spouted right there.

Cool story. Paragraphs are cool too...

Some solid Kotaku Kinja today. All comments below fall into these categories:

As a father of a seven month old, my PS4 has rapidly transformed into a $400 paperweight capable of playing Curious George episodes whenever whoever’s in charge of the baby needs to take a shit. Turns on like a breeze though

They probably prefer someone with better spelling

Donutgate 2015 — Never forget

The Jaguar would have liked to have seen Montana