I imagine it goes something like this — he’s showing the world that America is tough again. He’s rounding up criminals and deporting them. He’s made this a nation that respects God again (or some platitude to this effect.) He’s banned Muslims TWICE. He did everything he could to repeal Obama-care. He’s taken on the…

They both had careers and potential cut short because of injuries to their feet and legs. Simply because it happened at a different time in their careers doesn’t mean it’s not a common issue for guys that size.

but a tried and true one has been to draft at least one of your core players

Or Bill Walton. Or Arvydas. Or Yao. Or ...

Yeah, this is the point I like to make. The only example of guys drafted roughly in the same time period becoming the core of a championship that I can think of is the Jordan/Pippen/Grant Bulls. So yeah, if you draft the greatest player of all time ...

Plus Chriss and Murray last season.

Isn’t Lorenzo Romar also long-time friends with Porter Sr.? Like best man at his wedding, godfather to his sons best friends?

meta af

Right, they could definitely be rich guy buddies or something who hang out on that island where you can hunt people for sport, but I figure something like that would have come out by now.

I think Jeff Bezos is doing well enough that he doesn’t need to suck up to Snyder.

lol, damn — I knew I should have checked the dates!

But the Sox and the Globe are actually owned by the same person, so that’s hardly surprising.

I assumed it meant the confidence and lack of judgment to make extravagant promises to a Shanahan due to the consumption of too much Crown Royal?

Right, it seems fair to assume that they gave Dr. Buss reason not to trust them when he was drawin’ up the papers.

If you’re a rich guy, are you pretty much doomed to have dumb doofus sons?

HAS ONLY RECENTLY GRASPED OBJECT PERMANENCE, AND DOESN’T LIKE THE TASTE OF BOURBON

Makes one long for the days of Sarah Vowell ...

I think the problem is they could have two parrots just yelling NFL team names at each other and it would get better ratings than 75% of their other content.

The former athletes cost way, way more.

Confound it!