But the crazy thing is that the stuff people looooove about Trump — that he’s going to stand up for them, that he’s going to fix the system, that he’s going to rip up trade agreements and institute price fixing to reopen American factories ... I mean, those ain’t conservative policies. It’s a hell of a lot closer to…

Sanders takes away Trump’s two greatest appeals to his voters:

By all accounts, The Blaze is in pretty bad financial shape at the moment.

much always worked

Seconded. I get that people wish this was some kind of objective process, but it’s simply not. His celebrity and popularity count for something.

The “isn’t a principled conservative” was describing Miller, not Trump.

Trump’s razor

I think “WTF, she’s related to *him*” is just a logical reaction independent of orientation, politics, ideology or anything else. It’s no different than being surprised if your dog started talking to you or if it snowed in Florida in July.

Yeah, between her, and learning about Vincent D’Onofrio’s daughter today, I suddenly have a lot of questions about genetics.

At the very worst, they end up 1-1 after today.

He left Miller and Allen in way longer than they usual though, which I think is part of the point as well.

As an Indians fan, it’s helpful that our best pitcher is a robot, and last night’s starter is possibly insane, an alien, or both. At least they aren’t going to get caught up in the moment.

You joke, but we’re only 3 months removed from Bill O’Reilly talking about how slaves didn’t have it so bad ...

Zeus Brown getting hit in the eye by a ref’s flag is probably my No. 1, followed by the Dwayne Rudd game.

Browns fan here — honestly, it barely even registered with me.

Shoot, too late to edit, but the actual punchline is better: “We imply them subtly over decades and decades of policy.”

Honestly, I think a lot of people just don’t like they idea that they don’t have a choice or that she’s going to have it “easy,” but that ultimately they’ll do the right thing.

He only has to pretend to respect women

The best joke of the election so far has been Jason Sudekis on Saturday Night Live, playing Mitt Romney: “The Republican Party does not say these things! We do NOT! We strongly imply them through decades of legislation.”

“Mr. Trump doesn’t like fat people.”