2008: I know, but you have to vote against McCain. Maybe next election we can have real change

“Is anyone using that room where they brainwash Jason Bourne?”

Who is Lewandowski though?

Manafort was Vernon, but with more ties to Putin.

Hey, the last thing they need is some shady rich dude who made his money fleecing ... oh hell ...

And how many times do we have to tell you that this is the year that /s is mandatory?

He should moderate the the next debate, and just give the Burke-Sager silent stare when anyone goes off topic.

And of being a micromanaging oddball.

It pains me to say it, but Steve Ross was actually pretty good about the Dolphins.

You might be able to dismiss it -- click on the dots to the right of the star.

“They contain a little bit of meth, which is something my body needs anyway.”

I’ve seen people go into lengthy, sincere explanations about how they can play all three together, with Simmons and Saric as the other two guys on the floor.

Winslow over Okafor

As a Browns fan, I’m terrified the Bears finish worse than us.

I’m pretty sure we’ve all just been cursed.

Personally, I’m surprised because I expected “1st Amendment tho!” to be the initial troll response. Big upset for “hypocrites!”

Which is weird, because I see this rich guy talking about what a shithole the country is every day on the news ...

I’m pretty sure they spell it Kapernick.

As narratives go, “please stop shooting people I identify with” is a pretty straightforward one.

How about because Trump supports the spread of nuclear arms to more countries. Or wants to crack down Internet porn. Or, you know, doesn’t pay people.