Sadly, the only thing that’s going to “bring on a revolution” is if Netflix’s servers were to go down for a whole weekend.

Right?! Like, “I celebrated my love in this super ahead of it’s time OG hipster way and now anyone that tries to do that is posing and anyone that doesn’t try to do that is a Scrooge McDuck evil rich person who doesn’t truly understand love”.

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

‘Obama is just watching Game Of Thrones. They asked me to be in it. Because i’m a winner, like Ramsey. Ned, he was a loser, and he had small hands. I will build an even bigger wall and make the Others pay for it.”

“my children never had this problem because I raised them right they’re white.”

Taylor Swift would never do anything so gauche and plebeian as to "take LSD". No, Taylor Swift would only ever take part in a very well-organized and curated ayahuasca ceremony, undergoing the experience with the most loyal and brave members of her aristocratic girlsquad. She would do it a boutique NYC hotel, employ a…

It’s working out terribly, because left wing Democrats, of which I am one, (I voted for Bernie) hate incrementalism and refuse to engage in it.

You know who incrementalism is working for? The Republicans. They’ve been chipping away at everything I hold dear for 40 fucking years, slowly and steadily, and look at all…

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

This is a perfect example of a broken clock being right twice once a day.

Agred. I remember when I fell in love with Jezebel. Now I’m in this weird resentful marriage with her.

idk i think the people who love trump ABSOLUTELY WOULD mean it in a good way.

I vote for “it’s real.”

When will the media break their cowardly silence...

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FRUITFUL!!!

Concave.

Let’s just watch an entire 1994 prom.

I really hate the pernicious stereotype that men just want sex without any emotional or romantic ties. Maybe this is a selective sample, but none of the men I have been with were like that. In fact, they were the ones to automatically assume that we were in relationship after sex. And the ones to fall in love first. I…

The reason none of his followers care about his disgusting comments about his own daughter is because to them, it’s just more evidence of Trump having the balls to say what everybody else would say about any attractive daughters they have, if not for “political correctness.” They see it as bravery.