"drives the trousers off of most cars in its class"

What are the other cars in its class? The Scion iQ? Smart ForTwo? Not exactly blowing my skirt up here.

Depending on the issue and your state's laws regarding that issue, those might not be excuses. They might be the very real reason why they cannot intervene.

Yeah, I'm mostly just here to make sure I don't recognize any of these stories. :)

You get all my stars. ALL OF THEM.

This. Yes. Times 1000.

You know what's hilarious about this? It's self-defeating! If, for the sake of argument, these guys are right (of course they aren't, but hear me out...), then frank and honest responses from legitimate game developers would show that, wouldn't it? In my rudimentary knowledge of how statistics work, the more numerous…

You, sir, win the Internet.

I remember as a kid overhearing my dad talking to an SR-71 pilot on his first deployment(?) to a base in Germany. It was the pilot's first time away from his family in the States for an extended period and my dad was commiserating with him, "it's tough being away from family." And the pilot laughed and said, "yeah,…

"We're the ones who gave all y'all the freedoms that you have!" LOL. Lolly-lolly LOL. Fucking buffoon.

Amen.

Of course, as strong (and correct) as her statement is, it will affect the entitled trolls not one iota. I can already imagine the obtuse bullshit scoffing these taintstains are gonna come up with in response. I'm certain the words "whore" and "slut" will be bandied about. Probably "hypocrite" too. As well as the…

I read "MANPADS" and think of something very different...

"it's shockingly sad, just how many of these horrible things are still on the road"

Really? Where I live (central Kentucky), they were EVERYWHERE just 5-6 short years ago. Now they're rarer than $1 bills in Mitch McConnell's wallet. I KNOW people still own them, right? I just figured we had all successfully shamed…

Ugh. Well, to be fair, Northern Virginia traffic makes most people wish they were dead. (I grew up in Vienna and my folks now live in Centreville.) PS: I covet thy S4.

Fuck you and the ugly-ass horse you rode in on, shitstain.

If there's no conviction, the person gets their property back. Sure there's a few bureaucratic hoops to jump through, but they get it back. And very few law enforcement agencies would even bother with forfeiture in the first place if they didn't have…

"I assume that's due to the fact that the owners simply care more about their vehicles than the average driver and their modifications force them to be attentive."

Well that's one way to spin it I suppose...

The 458 is my favorite Ferrari. Of all time. Because fuck you.

You think Perry's going for the gay male demo? Try a Kylie Minogue concert sometime. Wife and I saw her in Chicago a few years ago. A great, GREAT performance. I'm reasonably sure I was one of maybe a half-dozen hetero men in the whole arena. And Kylie KNOWS it too. Her show is full of all kinds of winky-winky at her…

Good ear. It's probably Jonsi since there are English lyrics. I'm pretty sure Sigur Ros is exclusively in his made up language. But I don't really know.